Category Archives: In the News

The Chicago Bears are Terrible

When this story came to our attention at Defend-Wisconsin HQ, everyone LOL-ed.  Some of us ROFL-ed.  One of the interns even wet himself.  The wetting didn’t have anything to do with the story, the plate in his head just does … Continue reading

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Dear Milwaukee Black Kids – Knock That Shit Off!

Mob Incident at Wisconsin State Fair Police begin probe into mob incidents at State Fair Not cool, not cool at all.  Just two days ago we posted about the Fair and how great it was going to be.  Attendees at … Continue reading

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The Wisconsin State Fair (That’s how we livin’ and ya know…)

The stars are aligned perfectly and a cascade of the purest awesome has fallen upon us.  Not only is it time for the Wisconsin State Fair, which is a blessing completely on its own, but MC Hammer, Tone Loc, and … Continue reading

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Sheboygan tried to make him resign, he said, no no no

You can read the article yourself here and here.  Basically, Bob Ryan went on a bender. We’re not going to bash a guy with a drinking problem too hard, but we do want to highlight some classic quotes from the … Continue reading

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The Brewers are Good this Year?

It has come to our attention that the Milwaukee Brewers are in first place. We’re not big fans of baseball and weren’t even really aware they still played the game. However, childhood memories die hard and it’s time to remind … Continue reading

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Is Justice David Prosser Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?

One problem with the political situation in Wisconsin over the last year is that nobody seems to give a shit.  Where’s the fire people?  Where’s the passion?  It’s like you’re all dead out there. Luckily, we have Justice Prosser stepping … Continue reading

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We Have a New Queen

Miss Wisconsin was recently de-crowned.  I know, it’s crazy!  As HUGE pageant fans we’ve been sobbing since the announcement.  Shaletta Porterfield of Madison was Miss Wisconsin 2011, then she was charged with identity fraud.  Apparently she forged the names of … Continue reading

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