These guys can’t catch a break. Yesterday during practice, the lights went out on the Bears. We don’t mean they finally gave up all hope and disbanded, even though that would be the best thing for everyone involved. The lights at their practice field literally malfunctioned, forcing them to move to a high school field to finish practice – very professional. Just three days ago we wrote about how they aren’t capable of watering grass and like to make little kids cry. This all has to be demoralizing for them.
The evidence of Jesus hating the Bears is really starting to pile up. Defend-Wisconsin will, as always, continue to bring you up-to-the-minute coverage of the Bears sucking.